U Can't Touch This

U Can't Touch This is a song that appears in Shark Tale. This song is sung by MC Hammer.

Lyrics[]

You can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard

Makes me say, "Oh, my lord!"

Thank you for blessing me

With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

It feels good, when you know you're down

A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown

And I'm known as such

And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you, homeboy, you can't touch this

Yeah, that's how we living and you know, you can't touch this

Look in my eyes, man, you can't touch this

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics, you can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants

You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance

So move out of your seat

And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rolling, hold on

Pump a little bit and them know it's going on

Like that, like that

Cold on a mission, so fall on back

Let them know that you're too much

And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch

Yo, I told you, you can't touch this

Why you standing there, man? You can't touch this

Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker, you can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm

Making them sweat, that's what I'm giving them

Now they know

You talking about the Hammer, you're talking about a show

That's hyped and tight

Singers are sweating, so pass them a wipe

Or a tape to learn

What's it gonna take in the 90s to burn

The charts? Legit

Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word, because you know, you can't touch this

You can't touch this

Break it down!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the flow, it is said

That if you can't groove to this then you probably dead

So wave your hands in the air

Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair

This is it, for a winner

Dance to this, and you're gonna get thinner

Move, slide your rump

Just a minute, let's do all the bump

Bump, bump, bump

Yeah, you can't touch this

Look, man, you can't touch this

You better get hype, boy, because you know you can't, you can't touch this

Ring the bell, school's back in

Break it down!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stop, Hammer time!

Whoa, whoa

Oh, whoa

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't touch this

Break it down

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me, the Hammer's just so hyped

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this?

With others making records that just don't hit

I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay

It's Hammer, go, Hammer, MC Hammer, yo, Hammer!

And the rest can go and play, you can't touch this

You can't touch this

Yeah, you can't touch this

I told you, can't touch this

Too hot, can't touch this

Yo, we're out of here, you can't touch this

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